Why Insure Your Shit
Cheap to Insure
Cheap as Shit
Quotes From Multiple Companies
Don’t accept a shitty quote
Fast To Insure
Fast as Shit
We Give a Shit
So you don’t have Too
About Our Company
The Truth is Insurance is shitty. That is why we created We Insure Shit. Designed and Built for the people who hate insurance and don’t want to think about it.
We Insure Shit is a unique and innovative insurance agency that specializes in insuring the unexpected. Founded in 2023, the company quickly made a name for itself by offering coverage for the things that other insurance companies deemed too risky or unusual to insure.
Our mission is to provide peace of mind to its customers by insuring the things that matter to them most. We understand that life is unpredictable and that’s why we offer coverage for everything from backyard trampolines to exotic pets. We even have a policy for insuring your wedding against unexpected events like bad weather or a no-show DJ.
One of our most popular policies is their “Shit Happens” coverage, which provides protection for those unexpected and often costly mishaps that can occur in everyday life. This policy covers things like spilled coffee on laptops and broken smartphone screens.
Client Testimonials
“They are FAST as Shit"
"I highly recommend We Insure Shit to anyone in need of coverage for the unexpected."
"I was hesitant to purchase insurance for my home but a friend recommended I check out We Insure Shit. I'm so glad I did! "